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 Described by cast member Ronnie Corbett as "one of the most bizarre films... 
ever made," Fun at St. Fanny's was the brainchild of comedy performer Douglas 
'Cardew' Robinson. Sporting stripy scarf and cap, he'd built a career around his 
stage persona as Cardew, 'The Cad' of St. Fanny's: a gangly, gormless 
ever-more-aged public schoolboy. Popular on the wireless, Robinson's alter-ego 
also had a comic strip incarnation, whose hi-jinx appeared weekly for Radio 
Fun's seven-million-strong international readership. Cardew changed his name to 
celebrate his famous characterisation, and immortalised his wacky world of corny 
'schoolboy howler' jokes in a feature film, produced by the tiny, family-run 
Adelphi company in the wake of The Belles of St. Trinian's (d. Frank Launder, 
1954). 
Cardew's schoolboy fantasy harked back to a venerable tradition of scholastic 
humour, largely established by Will Hay in seedy teacher mode, which saw 
incompetent masters swapping aged puns with cheekily superior pupils as they 
battled it out in the classroom. St. Fanny's revival was carried out in the 
authentically old-school presence of Claude Hulbert (who had previously donned a 
mortar board alongside Hay) and Fred Emney, with the innovative addition of some 
of-the-moment casting: Gerald 'Billy Bunter' Campion (so-billed to capitalise on 
the popular BBC series), boxer Freddie Mills, curvaceous Vera Day, and singer 
Freddie Brandon, fleetingly celebrated as 'The King of Zing'. Among the 
schoolboys were young Ronald Corbett, and unbilled Melvyn Hayes and Anthony 
Valentine.  
Relentlessly faithful to its comic strip roots, Anthony Verney's screenplay 
drew upon raw material from industry veteran Denis Waldock and showbiz 
journalist Peter Noble. The finished product combined Christmas Cracker-style 
jokes, variety set-pieces, and odd musical interludes, but Noble's fellow 
journalists were unimpressed. "Some of the rottenest chestnuts I have had thrown 
at me in twenty years of film going," moaned the Evening Standard. "Farce of the 
crudest order," griped The Times. Perhaps the critic at The Standard understood 
the film's cheerfully unpretentious strangeness a little better, summing it up, 
with the faintest glimmer of patriotic pride, as "the British school joke 
stretched almost to infinity." 
Released in January 1956, without a major circuit deal in place, Cardew's 
classroom comedy ultimately failed its box office exam. Though publicity 
proclaimed it the first in a series of St. Fanny's films, it was also destined 
to be the last, and Robinson's tenure as a leading man was over as quickly as it 
had begun.  
Vic Pratt 
 
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