| "Ugly women wait for old age to equalise us all", says the heroine of Fay 
Weldon's fantastical parable, before deciding that she can't wait. How prescient 
the story now seems, and how right Weldon was to scorn the feminist hope that 
women could be accepted by society for what they really are, and not how they 
look and behave. Thirty years before regular make-over programmes on TV, and the 
continuing obsession with physical perfection, Ruth - six feet tall, plain and 
dowdy - undergoes the most extreme make-over of all time to resemble her rival, 
romance writer Mary Fisher (an icily glamorous Patricia Hodge), who lives in a 
tower above the sea and who has stolen away Ruth's accountant husband, 
Bobbo. Weldon's 1983 novel, adapted by Ted Whitehead, was an ironic modern fairy 
tale, a satire on romantic fiction and the lies it tells to women about love and 
sex. Serially unfaithful Bobbo committed 'sexual suicide' in marrying the ugly 
Ruth, who repeats 'the litany of the good wife' to herself whenever marital 
pressures become unbearable. Bobbo's latest infatuation, with Mary, finally tips 
Ruth over the edge, and she dumps her children on the loving couple and burns 
down the family home. Accused by Bobbo of being a 'she-devil' rather than the 
compliant woman he expects, Ruth indeed assumes supernatural powers. Freed from 
her conventional role of wife and mother, she can become anything she chooses - 
tart, caring nurse, successful businesswoman, seductive blonde - while her 
intelligence and ability mean that she can have anything she wants. But what she 
wants is to have everything that Mary Fisher has - the tower, the beauty, the 
wealth, the fame, the power over men - and each of her new personas is only a 
means to that end. Weldon, who was not above reinventing herself in late 
middle-age, always insisted that the story was about envy and not revenge; Ruth 
destroys Mary in order to become her. Director Philip Saville, renowned for his style of heightened naturalism on 
the small screen, conjures up some memorable imagery for the series and coaxes a 
truly remarkable performance from newcomer Julie T Wallace as Ruth, as confident 
as it is courageous. Dennis Waterman's characteristic Jack-the-lad persona seems 
inappropriate for suburban, middle-class Bobbo - why would sophisticated Mary 
fall for him? But a slim-looking Tom Baker, five years after playing Doctor Who, 
is very funny as a randy priest. Janet Moat   |